HUMOR Digest - 3 Jun 1998 to 4 Jun 1998

Date: Wed, 3 Jun 1998 03:45:30 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: My Home Town (again)

The jokes I did the other day on "My Home Town is so small..." brought quite a response. Here are some of the additions:

our city limits signs are both on the same post !
                                                                                                                           (Markey)

the City jail is called amoeba, because it only has one cell
the McDonalds only has one Golden Arch
the 7-11 is a 3 1/2 - 5 1/2
the mayor had to annex property to eat a foot long hot dog
the New Years baby was born in October
                                                                                                                           (Matt)

the one-block-long Main Street dead ends in both directions
                                                                                                                           (D.C.)

there's no place to go that you shouldn't
a "Night on the Town" takes only 11 minutes
the phone book has only one page
                                                                                                                           (Suzie Q)

there's nothing doing every minute
                                                                                                                           (Maria)

at the last beauty contest, nobody won 1st, 2nd or 3rd
                                                                                                                           (Pam)

the ZIP code was a fraction
second street is in the next town
                                                                                                                           (Laura)

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