HUMOR Digest - 6 Jun 1998 to 7 Jun 1998

Date: Sat, 6 Jun 1998 03:45:08 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Dogs

A dog is a man's best friend because it wags its tail --
not its tongue.

I was bitten on the leg once by a dog. Mrs JimJr asked if I had put anything on it.

I told her, "No, he liked it just as it was."

I got a spam mail the other day that was actually a little bit interesting.

Claimed I could make a lot of money selling dog biscuits that tasted just like a mailman's leg.

After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog declared cured. A friend asked him how he felt now.

The former patient replied, "Fine !   Just feel my nose."

A Yuppette was hired as an Animal Control Warden (aka "dogcatcher") by Howard County. On her first day, her supervisor explained that her duties would be primarily catching stray animals.

She paused and reflected, then asked, "At what ?"

A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was & found him writing furiously. I told him rabies could be cured and he didn't have to worry about a will.

He said, "Will, what will ? I'm making a list of people I'm gonna bite."

Fox Hunts are still held in Howard County. Once, by mistake, a female dog in heat was placed in the pack. An observer asked, "How's it going ?"

An official replied, "Well, I can't tell for sure yet. But I think the fox is running about fifth."

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