HUMOR Digest - 7 Jun 1998 to 8 Jun 1998

Date: Sun, 7 Jun 1998 04:55:11 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Exercise

I woke up the other morning with a real desire to exercise --
So I stayed in bed till the desire went away.

I walk everywhere for my health --
but I never find it.

I may not jog or workout --
but I'm a very brisk eater.

Mrs JimJr has come up with a brand new exercise --
she shops faster.

Somebody told me to try walking backwards for increased exercise.
I put on eight pounds.

I even get exercise from magazines. I bend over to pick up all
those subscription cards that keep falling out.

I don't believe in jogging or working out at a gym.
When I die, I want it to be from some illness.

My cardiologist says I have the body of a 35 year old.
He even told me where the guy was buried.

I was bragging to a neighbor the other day that I could still do everything I did when I was thirty.

Mrs JimJr spoke up and said, "Yeah. And you should have seen what terrible shape he was in when he was thirty."

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