HUMOR Digest - 8 Jun 1998 to 9 Jun 1998

Date: Mon, 8 Jun 1998 04:55:06 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Home Town (one more time)

I must have struck a chord with the "My Home Town is so small..." jokes. People are still forwarding them to me. These are from Heavy Lenny.

My home town is so small it's built on a one-way street. If you happen to pass it by mistake, you have to go clear around the world to get back to it again.

It did have a town aquarium... with a live anchovy.

They gave me the key to the city and everyone changed their locks.

We had a town newspaper... yearly... the last headline was: "Town Pigeon Mugs Town Squirrel".

It was founded on April Fools' Day as a practical joke.

The town flag has only 13 stars.

The Howard Johnson's has only one flavor of ice cream.

We don't have a hospital... we have a first aid kit.

It's also a strict town... you need a prescription to buy a malted.

It's also very dull... one day the tide went out & never came back.

For fun on Saturday nights, we'd bob for prunes.

We didn't even have a bank... as soon as someone gets enough money, they'd leave.

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