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HUMOR Digest - 10 Jun 1998 to 11 Jun 1998
Date: Wed, 10 Jun 1998 03:47:08 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: New Borns
I was privileged to be at the hospital on Monday, this week when my daughter-in-law Bonnie and JimJr Jr had their baby girl.
The admitting Nurse asked me if I were to be in the delivery room.
Trust me, the only delivery I wantta see is the Clydesdales arriving with my next shipment of beer.
During her pregnancy, Bonnie tried to involve my Grandson, JimJr JrJr, in the birth. She asked if he wanted a brother or a sister.
He thought about it, then replied, "If it wouldn't be too much trouble, can I have a pony instead ?"
A woman at the hospital delivered triplets. I was looking at them thru the Nursery room glass and a Nurse said, "Do you know that happens only once out of 12,000 times ?"
I replied, "Wow ! Whenever did the Mother find the time to do the housework ?"
Bonnie opted for natural childbirth -- you know, no eye make-up, no lipstick, no rouge...
Whenever someone picks up a baby, someone else is sure to say, "Watch out for the head." Believe me folks, that is NOT the end that needs watching.
After the delivery, Bonnie was moved to another floor, along with the rest of the exhausted new Mothers. Trust me on this one, that's the only time 60-some women are ever that quiet.
A new baby brightens any home though. I mean, it should --
all the lights in the house are on all nite long.
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