HUMOR Digest - 11 Jun 1998 to 12 Jun 1998

Date: Thu, 11 Jun 1998 03:44:29 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Fast and Loose

I'm not saying she's fast and loose...
she's really a "home girl", but doesn't care whose

I'm not saying she's fast and loose but...
she's leading a delightful sexistence

I'm not saying she's fast and loose but...
her motto is "to err is human, and it feels divine"

I'm not saying she's fast and loose but...
when she dances, she doesn't know the dif between writhe & wrong

I'm not saying she's fast and loose but...
she owes most of her jewelry to "The Power of Positive Winking"

I'm not saying she's fast and loose but...
she's climbing the ladder of success, lad by lad

I'm not saying she's fast and loose but...
she's kissed so many sailors, her lips move with the tide

I'm not saying she's fast and loose but...
when a guy sez "say when" pouring drinks, she sez "after this drink"

I'm not saying she's fast and loose but...
she knows how to say "yes" in 17 different languages

I'm not saying she's fast and loose but...
in college, she was voted the girl most likely to

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