HUMOR Digest - 15 Jun 1998 to 16 Jun 1998

Date: Mon, 15 Jun 1998 03:35:50 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: The Dating Game

Mother: "Soooo... you want to become my son-in-law."

  Suitor: "No, but I don't see any other way to marry your daughter."

An extremely shy fellow once brought his date a bouquet of flowers. She threw her arms around him and kissed him long and hard. After the kiss, he turned and bolted for the door.

She exclaimed, "Oh ! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you."

"You didn't !" he replied. "I'm going to buy ya some jewelry."

Father: "I spent $45,000 on my daughter's education and you want to marry her on your income
            of $ 14,000 a year ???"

 Suitor: "Well... look at it this way 'Dad' -- that's over a 30% annual return on your investment."

Some guys are just born losers. Fellow at work was all worked up about this blonde he had dated twice before. He came in one day and said it was all over though. I asked why.

He said, "Well, on our last date, we went to her apartment, and she turned all the lights out after dinner. I got up and left, because I can take a hint as well as the next guy."

Back when I was in high school, I "went steady" with a girl named Carolyn. She was a beautiful girl, smart, witty, and an excellent student -- in other words, not my type at all.

Anyway, a friend asked me how come I was going steady with her, and I replied that she was not like a lot of the other girls at all.

"How's that ?" he asked.

"Well..." I replied, "for one thing, she agreed to go steady with me."

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