HUMOR Digest - 16 Jun 1998 - Special issue

Date: Tue, 16 Jun 1998 03:25:48 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Husbands and Wives

Nothing makes a little knowledge so dangerous as assuming your wife doesn't know it too.

Whenever I displayed the same strength of character at home as I did at work, Mrs JimJr always said I was "stubborn."

Speaking of Mrs JimJr (I was) I think I still have the knot on my head from when she said, "I've changed my mind." and I said, "Thank Goodness ! Does it work any better at all now ?"

I've given up trying to win any argument with Mrs JimJr.

It always costs me more to console her than it would if I would have given-in in the first place.

Remember back in the 60's when women were first getting into politics. The argument was put forth they had no experience in parliamentary procedure.

Wrong ! Most wives had been the "Speaker of the House" even back then.

Mrs JimJr agrees that I do indeed lead a "dog's life".

The way she puts it though is: "He comes in with muddy feet, makes himself comfortable by the fire, and expects to be fed."

Husband in movie: "Can you see, dear ?
                    Wife: "Yes"
              Husband: "Is your seat comfortable ?"
                    Wife: "Yes"
              Husband: "Is there a draft on you ?"
                    Wife: "No"
              Husband: "Good ! Let's change seats."

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