HUMOR Digest - 17 Jun 1998 to 18 Jun 1998

Date: Wed, 17 Jun 1998 03:20:05 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Female Logic

    Waiter: "We have practically everything on the menu."

Yuppette: "So I see. Can you possibly bring me a clean one ?"

Daughter: "Daddy, why does it rain ?"

    Father: "To make the grass and flowers grow."

Daughter: "Then why does it rain on the driveway & sidewalk ?"

As the X-Ray tech walked down the aisle to say the marriage vows with a former patient, a co-worker Nurse whispered to a doctor seated next to her, "Wonder what she saw in him ?"

A glamorous movie star was the guest of honor at a football coaches' luncheon one day.

She was asked to say a few words, and began with: "I've probably devised more defensive plays than the whole bunch of you put together."

Female bosses are not uncommon at all these days. In fact, some of them are tuffer than the men. One such femme had an employee report two hours late at the Maryland State Highway.

The employee was limping, bruised about the face and had his arm in a sling. She glared at him, then at the clock.

He said, "I got hit by a car this morning."

She replied, "And that took two hours ???"

I knew "feminists" before they even had a name for them.

Well...  we did have names for them, but in those days, you didn't use such terms in mixed company. Anyway, once in History class the Professor asked who among the Pilgrim Fathers had the hardest life.

One budding feminist answered, "The Pilgrim Mothers. They had to endure everything the Pilgrim Fathers did, PLUS they had to put-up with the Pilgrim Fathers."

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