HUMOR Digest - 19 Jun 1998 to 20 Jun 1998

Date: Fri, 19 Jun 1998 04:44:19 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: President Clintin

The way I see it, Clinton loves three things: money, power & both.

Thankfully Clinton cannot run for President again. No way could he stand on his record until he got his foot out of his mouth.

When I heard Clinton say he was a self-made man, I thought, "Thank God ! He removed the responsibility from Society."

During a heated news conference, Clinton was asked, "What about the powerful interest that controls you ?"

Clinton snapped back, "You leave Hillary out of this !"

I see Clinton's going to China. Well, I for one have never trusted them at all. I mean any country with a billion people who tell us that ping pong is their national sport will lie about anything.

A White House intern is shopping at a flea market, and in looking an oil lamp, releases a genie. He promptly grants her the standard three wishes. "First," she said, "I'd like two of the biggest boobs in the whole world."

There's a puff of smoke -- Clinton and Hillary appear at her side.

Four of the Supreme Court Justices were lunching together. One shook his head sadly, a second let out a long suffering sigh and a third just sat there and moaned.

Justice O'Connor stood up and said, "I'm going to my own table. You three men should know better then to discuss all the Clinton cases in public."

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