HUMOR Digest - 20 Jun 1998 to 21 Jun 1998

Date: Sat, 20 Jun 1998 03:22:57 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Happy Father's Day

A Father is a combination advisor, counselor, policeman and loan officer.

provided by Mother Nature.

A Father is a man with pictures in his wallet...

where he used to keep his money when he was single.

All Fathers were kids once themselves.

In fact, most of the Mothers keep telling them they still are.

One Father's Day my kids asked me what I wanted special.  I said, "Breakfast in bed."

They put a cot in the kitchen.

Reflecting Father: "If my son is getting half as much out of college as the college is getting out of me, he'll be a success."

Father's Day was both a joy and a worry as my kids were growing up.

I was always afraid they were going to give me a present that I couldn't afford.

With divorce and remarriage so common these days, pity the poor kids.

Most of them know what to buy for Father's Day --
they just don't know which "Father" to give it to.

I've got 3 TVs, cable, & a satellite dish; I have 3 phone lines in the house, a cell phone & one in the car, plus a pager. I use 2 computers, 3 ISP's and a fax.

I subscribe to two daily papers & one weekly one. I watch both the local & network news every evening.

And my kids have the nerve to tell me I'm out of touch.

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