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HUMOR Digest - 23 Jun 1998 to 24 Jun 1998
Date: Tue, 23 Jun 1998 04:03:49 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Life in the USA
Only in Texas: I understand that all the flashers not very well endowed are tried for their exhibitionism in Small Claims Court.
The meaning of lots of phrases depend on your location.
A "Safe Cracker" in New York is a person who opens a safe without knowing the combination; in Georgia it's an AIDS-free girl on the pill.
Hoping to attract more tourists, the Washington State's Chamber of Commerce encouraged travel related groups to register with them.
One new organization was listed until the acronymic name was noticed: Women Helping Others Relax & Enjoy Seattle.
Returning home unexpectedly, the Boston Society Lady was shocked to find her husband in a passionate embrace with the upstairs maid on the living room sofa.
"Diane !" the dowager said sternly, "May I inquire just what you are doing downstairs ?"
Two Howard County Detectives were investigating a burglary in a house where the owners were away on vacation. One policeman said to the other, "Well, one thing for sure Pete... the crime was committed by two gay Yuppies from Columbia."
The other plain clothes officer was astounded, "How in the world could you possible know that Mike ?" he asked.
"Simple." replied his partner. "They left a note with a dozen suggestions on how the place ought to be redecorated."
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