HUMOR Digest - 26 Jun 1998 to 27 Jun 1998

Date: Fri, 26 Jun 1998 03:11:07 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Women of the 90's

As sharp as women have become today, a husband trying to pull the wool over his wife's eyes better have some damn good yarn.

The old tradition of women "suffering in silence" hasn't changed much; only trouble is, these days they suffer louder than ever.

I think I may be onto something here. Perhaps an underlying factor in Lesbianism is that a woman can now become the man she always wanted as a husband.

Speaking of Lesbians (I was) a friend of mine discovered that his wife had become one. I asked what he was going to do now.

"Nothing !" he replied, "Why should I ? I'm just crazy about the girl she's going out with."

A Yuppette told her shrink, "Doctor, you've got to help me. I'm always talking to myself."

"Now Jody," he replied, "that's not too serious, lots of people these days talk to themselves."

"Yes... Yes..." she whined, "but I'm such a bore."

In preparation for the Arts Festival in Columbia Maryland, a group of Yuppettes was screening the talent at a luncheon. One tenor sang an aria, and the ladies roared, "Again ! Again !!!"

He complied, only to hear the same chorus of "Again's" from the audience. "Ladies," he said, "I'm flattered beyond words, but I'm not able to sing the entire aria a third time."

One Yuppette stood up and said, "Oh yes you will. And you're going to keep singing it until you get it right."

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