HUMOR Digest - 29 Jun 1998 to 30 Jun 1998

Date: Mon, 29 Jun 1998 03:34:23 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: College Daze

A student enters his dorm room and finds a note on his bed from his roommate: "If I'm studying when you get back, please wake me."

Ya know, it's a wonder some of these "professional students" don't have ivy growing up their legs by the time they graduate.

Even in my day at the Univ of Maryland, people always stressed a balanced diet. In the tradition of all the other engineering students, I always made sure that I had a beer in each hand.

Lots of parents saw their kids graduate this year. I offered one neighbor my congratulations on his son's finally finishing college.

He said, "Yeah, and not a dollar too soon either."

It was one of those proper mid-western colleges. All they gave their basketball players was room and board, plus $2,700.00 a week towards their books.

It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may being plowing."

Twenty minutes later another announcement: "Will the twelve hundred students who went to move 26 cars return to class."

A friend of mine has a daughter who started out as a psych major then switched to English Lit. After that, she tried pre-law, which was followed by international affairs, history, and at present, she's in philosophy.

She may never graduate, but she's unbeatable at the game called Trivial Pursuit.

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