HUMOR Digest - 30 Jun 1998 to 1 Jul 1998

Date: Tue, 30 Jun 1998 03:39:25 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Maryland Weather

I had finished transplanting a lot of bushes. The weatherman had promised rain all nite and for the entire next day. When it didn't rain at all the following day, I started griping aloud, "The weatherman promised it was going to rain today."

My grandson, JimJr JrJr said, "Maybe God didn't hear him."

Last summer in Howard County we had the worst drought in over one hundred years. A church near us, Shepherd of the Glen, even held a special prayer service. After the opening hymn, Pastor Paul looked slowly around at those assembled and said, "I can see not many of you have the faith necessary for a service like this -- not a single soul brought an umbrella."

This year so far we've been getting rain.

Why just last week it rained here twice -- once for 3 days and once for 4.

We've also had some serious air pollution.

The other day I opened my mouth to yawn and chipped a tooth.

There aren't any birthbaths in my part of Maryland either.

The humidity's so bad when the birds fly, it's like going thru a car wash.

If they're thirsty, they just open their mouths.

Last month had a tornado. It hit 2 dairy farms & a strawberry farm.

Thankfully, there wasn't much damage, and the malteds were great !

And the thunderstorms have been something else here.

I was wondering the other nite how they measured hail before golf balls were invented.

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