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HUMOR Digest - 1 Aug 1998 to 2 Aug 1998
Date: Sat, 1 Aug 1998 03:39:19 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Life in General
It's been my experience those who complain the loudest that they don't get everything they deserve should be thankful they don't.
Speaking of loudmouths (I was), isn't it a shame that those who lose the art of conversation don't also lose the power of speech.
Have you ever noticed that no matter what happens some relative, friend or neighbor knew it would, and predicated it months ago.
In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale;
behavioral differences are due to their unequal activity.
Mrs JimJr claims that being a woman is a terribly difficult task,
since it consists principally in dealing with men.
Did ya ever notice in the classifieds all of the best jobs, with the highest pay, are found in the "situations-wanted" section ?
The very best host/hostess are able to make their company feel at home,
even when they wish they were.
Don't despair about aging. Just remember that with every passing birthday...
everyone else you know is a year older also.
Always stand ready to aid a friend who's in serious trouble.
They will never forget you.
They'll call every time they're in trouble.
There are only two classes of people in the world. The righteous and the unrighteous.
The classifying is done by the righteous.
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