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HUMOR Digest - 3 Aug 1998 to 4 Aug 1998
Date: Mon, 3 Aug 1998 04:31:46 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Fine Dining
Sign displayed in a Texas restaurant:
"If your steak is too tuff, please put your hat on & leave.
This ain't no place for whimps."
One waitress to another: "Wait until you hear what they're calling that week-old stew today."
A truck driver came in, sat down at the counter and said to the perky lil' waitress, "Hey Baby ! Where ya been all my life ?"
"Out of it, thank the Lord." replied the girl.
I guess you don't become a good waiter overnite. A young fellow, obviously new to the job, brought my change from 4 twenties to me on a tray.
He said, "Your change is $12.83, want it ?"
Once in North Carolina I ordered half of a fried chicken. When it still wasn't brought to the table in a half hour, I asked what the hold-up was.
The waitress said, "We can't kill half a chicken, you'll have to wait until someone orders the other half."
My other Grandson, lil' Laine, is somewhat of a picky eater. I asked at Thanksgiving dinner if he wanted any stuffing.
He replied, "No thanks Pop-Pop, and I don't see why the turkeys eat it either."
Talk about having second thoughts upon choosing a place to eat. I went into this place in Abilene Texas and said to the waitress, "I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse."
She smiled, handed me a menu and replied, "Well... you've come to the right place."
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