HUMOR Digest - 7 Aug 1998 to 8 Aug 1998

Date: Fri, 7 Aug 1998 03:35:14 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Moore on Aging

Tell ya one thing I'm sure glad of -- think how REALLY unpopular aging would be if wrinkles hurt like everything else does.

A awful lot of couples these days suffer through an aging problem:
he won't act his, and she won't tell hers.

A sure sign that you're not as young as ya used to be is when it takes you longer to recover than it did to tire ya out.

Getting older means that things are finally starting to click for ya --
your neck... your knees... your elbows...

I know one older fellow who always dates girls so young that most of them are younger than his dentures.

I asked this same guy once why he didn't date women his own age.

He said, "Hell boy ! There aren't any !!!"

For anyone who's advanced in years, I've found they think weight lifting generally consists of trying to stand up.

You know you're a Senior Citizen if you can remember when it took longer to fly across the country than it did to get to the airport.

There is a certain amount of unfairness in aging.

The youth don't know what they want, and the old can't do what they want.

Mrs JimJr summed-up my aging progress.

She sez by the time I learn to behave myself, there won't be anything else I can do anyway.

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