HUMOR Digest - 8 Aug 1998 to 9 Aug 1998

Date: Sat, 8 Aug 1998 03:34:55 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Gays

Last month a gay boxer won the Golden Gloves.
They came all the way up to his elbows.

Then there was the gay who'd been in so many fist fights he had developed a cauliflower wrist.

Contrary to what you may have heard, I really don't think the originator of the expression "a man's man" had gays in mind when he coined the phrase.

Fells Point is a very popular area as far as nite spots go in Baltimore.

My neighbor told me his wife got three propositions while they were dining there the other evening -- he got five !"

A man complains to a co-worker about a gay employee. "And why does he lisp like that all the time ?"

The co-worker thinks for a second and replies, "Well John, just how do you want him to lisp ?"

Two women were walking down the street when two gay men passed by, arm in arm. "Humph !" she said. "They really ought to shoot men like that."

"Bite your tongue Jody." rebuked her companion. "If they did, just where would you find a hairdresser ?"

A long time resident of San Francisco is packing all his stuff into boxes. His roommate comes in and asks what he's doing. "I'm leaving !" he replies. "They just made homosexuality legal."

"So why leave ?" queries his roomie. "Gays have been part of the scene here for years and years."

"Yeah, I know." he replied. "I'm getting out of here before the damn fools make it compulsory."

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