HUMOR Digest - 12 Aug 1998 to 13 Aug 1998

Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1998 04:09:35 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: The Last Thing I Remember was...

Mrs JimJr still uses curlers in her hair after she washes it. She came into the Family Room as I was watching TV. I guess I stared at her funny because she said, "I just set my hair."

The last thing I remember saying was, "Oh, really ? And what time does it go off ?"

I do a lot of teasin' about Mrs JimJr's cookin', but actually she's a very good chef. Once when my son, JimJr Jr, and his wife were over for chinese, he asked why we never went all the way and use chopsticks.

The last thing I remember saying was, "Well Jim, the one time we tried that, your Mother sat there and knitted a meal."

Once when I was shopping with Mrs JimJr & our daughter Sandy.

Sandy said, "Oh look Ma, they have all the bras on sale."

I said, "Sandy, your Mother can't buy any bras tonite." And naturally, Sandy asked why not.

The last thing I remember saying was, "She doesn't have her prescription with her."

Our neighbor, Babette, was questioning Mrs JimJr on the effects a woman's "Change of Life" had on her. After a while, she turned to me and said, "How about from a husband's point of view ?"

The last thing I remember saying was, "Well... to be honest I'm having a terrible problem with both her behavior and attitude. My exaggerations just can't keep up with the facts."

Mrs JimJr doesn't complain often, but once she was having a old fashioned "heart-to-heart" with me and said, "Hon, you never listen to me. Every time I try to talk to you, you get this far-away look in your eyes after only a few seconds. Please promise me you'll try to work on that."

The last thing I remember was replying, "I'm sorry, what was that you were saying ?"

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