HUMOR Digest - 14 Aug 1998 to 15 Aug 1998

Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1998 03:47:06 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Women's Logic

Going over her income tax return, the woman mused, "About the only reason I've ever seen as to why it's better to give than to receive is that at least giving's deductible."

Haggard Mother of four talking on phone, as husband embraces her from behind: "One of these days Marge, somebody's gonna come up with a book: 'How to Get Out of Doing It' -- they'll make a fortune."

Going thru yet another break-up w/her latest beau, the Yuppette said, "I'm come to realize that if you pick-up a stray dog and welcome him into your home, he will not bite you. This seems to be the principal difference between a man and a dog."

Yuppette: "Could you get me some prepared monoaceticacidester of salicylicacid ?"

  Druggist: "Do you mean aspirin ?"

Yuppette: "Yes, of course. That's what I asked for, didn't I ?"

A elderly woman driver made a right-hand turn from the left lane and collided with another car. The other driver angrily asked, "Lady ? Why in the hell didn't ya signal at least ?"

She huffily replied, "Sir, if you paid any attention at all, you'd know I ALWAYS turn here."

Two Yuppettes were discussing their respective husbands over lunch. "You want to discuss frustration ? I get so frustrated going thru Henry's pockets and wallet every nite."

"I don't understand." said her friend. "Exactly why is that frustrating to you ?"

"Because I never find anything." she pouted.

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