HUMOR Digest - 17 Aug 1998 to 18 Aug 1998

Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1998 03:25:45 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: The Fine Art of Dating

Take it from me: You cannot try to bed a girl unexpectedly --
                          only sooner than she thought you would.

One coed to another: "There's never a dull moment when you're out
                                   with Stan -- it lasts the entire evening."

College student: "I have a date Friday nite with Judy Maxwell.
                          Are you familiar with her ?"

       Roommate: "I tried to be, and she belted me."

A farmgirl was studying the menu in the restaurant. She asked her date, "What's filet mignon ?"

"Why, it's year old pickled goat's liver -- why ?" responded her date, thinking fast.

They met in Ocean City where she was trying out her new thong bikini. After a day of sun and surf, he said, "I'd like to see more of you."

She smiled, opened her arms & said, "There isn't any more of me."

 He: "Have you ever loved like this before ?"

She: "No John. I've often admired men for their looks, strength, courage, intelligence,
         manners, talent, vocation, and so on. But with you John, it's love and nothing else."

Two Yuppettes were discussing their current beaus. The first said, "I wish I could combine the attributes of Tom and Fred."

"Why ? What are they ?" asked the second Yuppette.

"Well... Tom is handsome, bright and rich. And Fred wants to marry me."

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