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HUMOR Digest - 21 Aug 1998 to 22 Aug 1998
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1998 03:26:25 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Men-Women Differences
Many men say women cannot be trusted too far.
Many women, on the other hand, say men cannot be trusted too close.
Most men realize they'll never be able to "change" any woman.
Women try to change men, but they only succeed when he's a baby.
A lot of men claim they're "well read".
Women insist the sports pages, comics & "PlayBoy" don't count.
Most husbands would love to do all of the things that their wives suspect they're doing all the time.
Most wives think their husbands got a prize when they married them.
Most husbands think they should have gotten a reward instead.
There are still a few men who claim to be "self-made" men.
There are no self-made women; their plans change too often to finish.
Men say if you don't praise women, they think you don't care.
Women say if you praise men, they think they're too good for you.
Fathers believe that wrinkles are hereditary.
Mothers KNOW that wrinkles come from husbands and kids.
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