HUMOR Digest - 4 Sep 1998 to 5 Sep 1998

Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1998 03:23:18 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Golf

I have a friend who really needs some serious psychological help.

The guy treats golf as if it were just a game.

As the pro had told him, he kept his head down addressing the ball.

While he was keeping his head down, somebody stole his golf clubs.

After years of trying, I finally got a hole in one.

Now I'm going nuts trying to figure out how to mount it for display.

Another friend of mine, Dan, is as avid a golfer as you'd ever want to meet. Following a day of golf with him, I asked how he liked my game.

"It's OK, I guess." he replied. "But personally, I like golf much better."

Sitting at the bar in the clubhouse I told Dan that that was the last time I was ever going to play golf with Richard. I went on to explain that he had lost his ball and found it two feet from the cup.

"Well, Jimmy, be fair now." Dan replied. "While that is unlikely, it's at least possible."

"No it wasn't !" I maintained. "I had the ball in my pocket."

I was once in a foursome with my Minister. I'm afraid I forgot myself and let loose with some profanity after missing an easy shot.

"Jimmy," he said, "I've played golf with some of the finest men in our congregation. Last week, Mr. Nicholas went for six under par on this very course. I didn't hear one word of profanity from him."

Still upset, I replied, "Well Pastor, what the hell did he have to cuss about ?"

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