HUMOR Digest - 6 Sep 1998 to 7 Sep 1998

Date: Sun, 6 Sep 1998 03:59:50 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Cultural Differences

Q: What is an Israeli sea captain called ?

A: Yom Skipper

In some sections of Miami, Cuban tuffs never ask the tourists what time it is --
they just take their watches.

The Englishman's paramour told him she was pregnant, and said, "If you do not marry me, I shall kill myself."

"Oh I say !" replied her lover, "You really are a decent sort."

The people of Jamaica are proud of their heritage of mixed blood. The other week, there was a race riot in Kingston, and the majority of the crowd couldn't figure out who to scream at.

A friend of mine, a young Chinese girl, recently opened a restaurant in Columbia. I asked her what she thought of Red China.

She said, "You have to have the right tablecloth."

An Arab looked at his land. It was barren, not a drop of water or even a cloud in sight. "Allah is good. Allah is great." he intoned. "But Allah doesn't know a damn thing about farming."

Large cities such as New York may be "melting pots", but some of the inhabitants still remain a lil' tuff.

Two Puerto Ricans robbed a bank and were mugged by a group of Russian Mafia on the way to their get-away car.

A woman slipped over the edge of her balcony and landed unconscious on the grass below. A passing Frenchman commented, "Such sottise. Zese Americans are so extravagant. She was probably good for another year or two."

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