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HUMOR Digest - 9 Sep 1998 to 10 Sep 1998
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1998 03:52:14 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: 90's Lifestyles
These days guys who don't drink, smoke, curse or run around are still out & about; only now, they make all their own dresses too.
An instant condom is still in the works. It seems there are some problems with the heat application process. But the company looks for an early release of "Seal-a-Male".
Speaking of new products (I was) I still have quite a few doubts about the usefulness of the new solar powered paper clip.
I saw an ad in the paper for a 14 family garage sale, and naturally, I had to go. Got some terrific bargains too. I bought 2 cousins, an Aunt and a step-sister.
After recently breaking all records, the New York Stock Market was taking a beating until yesterday. One fellow I know lost almost everything. He had put all his money into junk blondes.
A yuppette in Columbia Maryland recently got engaged. A friend asked her what she could possibly want with a nerd like him. The perky lil' yuppette smiled and replied, "He possesses that rarest of masculine virtues -- ten million dollars."
Recently at the Columbia Mall, two gays attacked a female, ripped off all her clothes and outfitted her in the latest fashions. After they fled, she grabbed her cell phone from her purse, dialed 911, and screamed, "Help... I've been draped."
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