HUMOR Digest - 16 Sep 1998 to 17 Sep 1998

Date: Wed, 16 Sep 1998 03:58:56 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: The Younger Set

A kindergarten teacher asked, "What is the shape of the earth ?"

One lil' girl spoke up: "According to my Daddy -- terrible !"

Trying to come to the aid of his Father, who was stopped by an officer for speeding, the lil' tyke piped up, "Yeah ? Well, if we were speeding, so were you !"

Two kids were trying to figure out what game to play. One said, "Let's play doctor."

"Good idea." said the other. "You operate, and I'll sue."

When Mrs JimJr & I voted in the Primary Tuesday, we had a Grandson along. Planted outside the school is a Magnolia tree. Lil' Jimmy took great delight in walking on the leaves that had fallen from it. I asked him if he knew what kind of leaves they were.

Without a pause, he replied, "Crunchy."

I guess you can get too health conscious. Mrs JimJr and I don't have a lot of "junk food" in the house. Upon eating a snack of some munchies or other my Grandson asked what vitamins they had in them. I told him I doubted there were any at all.

He replied wide-eyed, "You mean these are just for fun ?"

My oldest Granddaughter Christina, loves to play lil' Mommie with the Grandkids younger than her. She even "fixed" breakfast for her brother and her cousin.

When Jimmy was not eating his toast, and Laine was not eating his Rice Krispies, she admonished them with, "Jimmy ! Eat your toast, it's almost cold. And Laine ! Eat your cereal, it's almost quiet."

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