HUMOR Digest - 17 Sep 1998 to 18 Sep 1998

Date: Thu, 17 Sep 1998 03:52:48 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Jolly Old England

I don't know how many of you have tasted authentic English Beer.

Once in London, I was asked what I thought of a particular brew. I told my host that it really should be poured back into the horse.

So many British take their card games very seriously. During a bridge game, one man butchered a hand. Shrugging his shoulders, he asked his partner, "How would you have played that hand ?"

The partner replied, "Reggie old boy -- under an assumed name."

An Englishman was walking along Oxford Street one evening when he was smiled at by a black prostitute. She said, "Would you like to take me home tonight ?"

Startled, he replied, "What ??? All the way to Africa ???"

Two friends were having an ale in a local pub. "You should see the car I just purchased. 'Tis a collector's item." said one.

"Indeed." replied his drinking chum.

"I should say so." boasted the first. "Made entirely in England."

A London cabbie is driving a visiting Aussie couple to a country area he doesn't know. After a while, the cabbie asks, "I say... Do I take the next turn ?"

A muffled male voice from the back says, "Like Hell Mate !!!   Just keep driving."

A local is drinking to excess at a pub called "The George and Dragon." When he becomes abusive about the service, the drinks and the atmosphere in general, the lady behind the counter comes out, stiff arms him onto the floor, then tosses him out of the pub.

Getting up, he says, "May I also speak to George 'bout this ?"

  Return to JimJr's Postings Page

This page hosted by Get your own Free Home Page