HUMOR Digest - 22 Sep 1998 to 23 Sep 1998

Date: Tue, 22 Sep 1998 04:05:16 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Famous Last Words

* This will be a short meeting
 

* You can put it together yourself in five minutes

* One slice of pizza won't blow my diet

* You'll housebreak him in no time at all

* They'll feel terrific once you break them in

* We've been in business for 30 years, we're not going anywhere

* When it sez "empty" there's always a gallon or two left

* If you knew anything at all, you wouldn't be a Traffic Cop

* You can make it -- that truck isn't coming all that fast

* Of course bring the kids

* That's not poison oak

* I don't burn, I tan

* Take off your clothes, the doctor will be right with you

* Your table will be ready in 5 minutes

* Of course they're mushrooms, toadstools come to a point

* No trouble at all, don't give it a second thought

* We service what we sell

* Believe me, nobody's dressing up

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