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HUMOR Digest - 23 Sep 1998 to 24 Sep 1998
Date: Wed, 23 Sep 1998 03:17:19 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Families
These days, parents pray the youngest child will get married and move out before the oldest one gets divorced and moves back in.
People complain about nepotism. Let's face it -- where would Queen Elizabeth or Prince Charles be without it.
The REAL reason Grandparents and Grandkids get along with each other so well is that they both have a common nemesis.
I come from a really stubborn family. They didn't know the meaning of the word "quit" until I was born.
My son JimJr Jr always ate too fast. He can eat a minute steak in about 25 seconds flat.
We were always pretty much the average American family
Every morning for breakfast I'd come down to coffee with three lumps -- Mrs JimJr and the two kids.
On TV and the movies you see the wife/mother fixing a breakfast of eggs, ham, bacon, sausage, pancakes and waffles which no one ever eats.
This is just fiction - a family these days is a group of people who each like different breakfast cereals.
A widower GrandFather remarried and took his new bride to visit his son's family. After being introduced, ten-year-old Adam said, "So you're my new GrandMother, huh ?"
"Well... yes, on your Father's side." she replied smiling.
"I hate to tell ya GrandMa, but you're on the wrong side." the lil' boy replied.
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