From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: HumorList Weekly Traffic Report
Good Morning y'all, here I am again with this week's Traffic Report. This is the Weekly Traffic Report that is sent to all of the Humor List subscribers once a month.
I'm happy to announce the launching of a new Web Site exclusively for the Humor List. The original Digests for 1997-1998, in text format; are now ready for your viewing pleasure at: UGA HumorList Archive Site (www.crosswinds.net/~jimjr)
Updates are provided daily, and you can still use Doug Harter's Index directly from the site. Doug was able to make a lot of changes so his index would work with either the zip site or the new text one. Once again, thanks for your work Doug.
Right now, all that's on the UGA site are the Digests and the Traffic Reports; Bios and well as pics of your ListOwners are there too. The possibilities for expansion are endless. Any ideas y'all have are more than welcome. Eventually, I hope to post all of the Digests ever mailed.
No grammar/spelling was corrected, nor was any humor edited or deleted. You will however not find any illegal posts or illegal subscription ads. Where possible, margins were made better use of and unnecessary blank lines were eliminated.
Any assistance y'all care to give in promoting the site will be greatly appreciated. Subscription and "unsubscribe" instructions are right on the main page. A list of all e-mail commands will be added soon.
A special thanks is due our own Rainy (Rainybow) wett@communique.net for her assistance in obtaining the CrossWinds site.
The 1997-1998 Digests, in zip format, will continue to be posted at my GeoCities site: http://www.oocities.org/BourbonStreet/6293 and will continue to be updated weekly.
JimJr
| DATE | DAY | Last Year |
3 Weeks Back |
2 Weeks Back |
1 Week Back |
Past Week |
| 20 | Sunday | 8 | 6 | 13 | 8 | 10 |
| 21 | Monday | 11 | 21 | 14 | 10 | 10 |
| 22 | Tuesday | 10 | 16 | 13 | 10 | 12 |
| 23 | Wednesday | 9 | 15 | 18 | 10 | 16 |
| 24 | Thursday | 15 | 20 | 13 | 16 | 11 |
| 25 | Friday | 14 | 16 | 8 | 9 | 16 |
| 26 | Saturday | 6 | 12 | 13 | 13 | 11 |
| (AVERAGE) | 10 | 15 | 13 | 11 | 12 | |
| Subscriptions | 8,848 | 7,602 | 7,627 | 7,585 | 7,639 | |
| Countries | 101 | 111 | 123 | 121 | 120 | |
| Contributors | 714 | 607 | 613 | 610 | 609 |
These are based on addresses registered to our listserver. It does not include addresses which receive HUMOR by other than direct mailings. The numbers include both concealed and non-concealed subscribers.
The HumorList is sent daily to the following countries:
Argentina, Australia, Austria, Bahrain, Bangladesh, Belarus, Belgium, Belize, Bermuda, Bhutan, Bolivia, Botswana, Brazil, Brunei, Bulgaria, Canada, Chile, China, Colombia, Cook Islands, Costa Rica, Croatia, Cuba, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Dominican Republic, Ecuador, Egypt, El Salvador, England, Estonia, Federal Republic of Yugoslavia, Fiji, Finland, France, Georgia, Germany, Greece, Guam, Guatemala, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, India, Indonesia, Iran, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Jamaica, Japan, Jordan, Kazakhstan, Kenya, Korea, Kuwait, Latvia, Lebanon, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Macedonia, Malaysia, Malta, Mauritius, Mexico, Moldova, Morocco, Mozambique, Namibia, Netherlands, New Zealand, Nigeria, Northern Ireland, Norway, Oman, Pakistan, Panama, Peru, Philippines, Poland, Portugal, Qatar, Romania, Russia, Saudi Arabia, Scotland, Singapore, Slovakia, Slovenia, South Africa, Spain, Sri Lanka, Suriname, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, Thailand, Tanzania, Trinidad and Tobago, Tunisia, Turkey, Uganda, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, Uruguay, USA, Venezuela, Wales, Zambia, Zimbabwe (plus our ListServer has 8 countries shown as "unknown")
A daily average of 10-20 examples of humor
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A complete set of the UGA Humor Digests for 1997-1998, with the original Subject indexes for easy searching:
[original text compressed to zip format]
If you have any questions, please email me at jimjr@qis.net ; ("QIS.NET")
And now for a contribution of humor:
Some people in other countries don't understand the US movie rating system. I thought as a public service, I'd explain it here today:
G - Nobody gets the girl
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PG - Somebody gets the girl to undress (at least partially)
R - Somebody gets the girl, but nobody sees it actually happen
X - Everybody gets the girl
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