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HUMOR Digest - 28 Sep 1998 to 29 Sep 1998
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1998 04:01:16 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: The 90's
The US Postal Service announced a one-third increase in their efficiency.
Great ! Now they lose our letters 3 times faster.
Even today porn movies abound. Well, all except porn mysteries.
Directors decided the plot was too thin -- everybody did it.
In spite of poor health, the Pope is still giving public speeches.
Just last week, thousands of people gave him a kneeling ovation.
Pollution is out of control in the US.
Just last week a dam gave way in Mississippi, but the lake didn't.
Many a modern miss gets along just fine with her mother-in-law.
She has to, the couple can't afford day care for the kids.
In the old days young women would put something behind their ears to attract a man...
then it was perfume -- now, it's their legs.
America is indeed losing the war on poverty...
The Yuppies keep fraternizing with the enemy.
The US has had a major influx of Mexican doctors. They're easy to spot though.
They write their prescriptions with spray paint.
A Yuppie took his wife to BWI for a flight to Richmond. He fought his way back to Columbia from the airport, went in the house and read his e-mail.
A note from his wife said she had arrived safely.
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