HUMOR Digest - 29 Sep 1998 to 30 Sep 1998

Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1998 04:11:42 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Cars

Hopefully, the price of new cars has peaked. Good thing too.

I mean most dealers have a showroom and a recovery room as it is.

For an auto mechanic, frustration is having a pound of grease on both hands and no upholstery to wipe them on.

I think a lot of trouble with the new cars is the bucket seats --
not everyone has the same size bucket.

You can tell the Japanese economy is suffering just by their new cars.

My neighbor bought one. The first time he washed it, it shrunk from midsize to compact.

My neighbor bought the car in the first place because of the huge rebates offered.

The car's pretty smooth, but the rebate check keeps bouncing.

You can often get a good price on a car with one of those "Take over the payments" ads you see in the newspapers. Only problem is most of them are 1980's models.

I guess the biggest problem I face with both my Mazda and Mrs JimJr aging is getting the car started in the morning, and her started at nite.

I don't see the sense of increasing horsepower and top speed in the new cars with traffic the way it is. The other week on an Interstate highway, I had to leave the car twice to make payments.

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