HUMOR Digest - 1 Oct 1998 to 2 Oct 1998

Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1998 03:27:27 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Hunting

It'll be hunting season soon here in the US with the usual number of shooting accidents.

Last year in Howard County, a hunter was climbing thru a fence with his gun cocked. He was survived by his wife, two children and three deer.

An exhausted hunter out in the wilds stumbled into a camp. "Am I glad to see you." he said. "I've been lost for three days."

"Don't get too excited friend." the other hunter replied. "I've been lost for three weeks."

An English hunter came upon a lovely young lady, completely nude, cavorting in a lake. The hunter said, "I beg your pardon m'Lady, I'm looking for game."

The young lass smiled and said, "Well... I'm game." So he shot her.

Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one hunter, Sam, returned to camp alone toting a 12 point buck. "Where's George ?" one of the men asked, noticing that Sam had returned alone.

"He's about 6 miles back. He tripped and broke his ankle. I left him there 'cause I figured ain't nobody 'bout to steal him."

After listening to the exploits of a braggart about his hunting skills, I managed to inject, "My favorite sport was tiger hunting in Africa."

"My dear sir..." he began, using his most condescending voice,"there are NO tigers in Africa."

Assuming a posture of extreme indignation, I replied, "Well of course not !   Not NOW !!!"

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