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HUMOR Digest - 2 Oct 1998 to 3 Oct 1998
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1998 03:35:37 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Psychiatrists
Patient: "I love boxer shorts."
Shrink: "Nothing wrong with that, I prefer them myself."
Patient: "Really ??? With mustard or mayonnaise ?"
I'm not so sure any psychiatrist is able to help anyone. I mean think about it. Here's a guy who has a gorgeous woman on his couch, telling him all the intimate details of her life, and the damn fool just sits there, talks, and takes notes.
A woman complains to her shrink that her husband is always washing the car and not paying any attention to her.
"Well..." responded the doctor, "a lot of men over-value their cars, but what's wrong with washing the car ?"
"He does it in the bathtub." she exclaimed.
The Rabbi's wife called a psychiatrist and said, "My husband thinks he's the new Moses."
The doctor assured her that these delusions of grandeur were only a passing fancy.
"OK." she responded. "But in the meantime, how do I keep him from parting the waters in the hot-tub ?"
A man has a first appointment with a psychiatrist and when asked why he's there, the fellow responds, "Doctor, I'm tired of being on the outside looking in."
"Well..." responded the doctor, "sounds like we have to try to improve your self-image. Let's get a few basic facts first. What do you do for a living ?"
"I'm a window washer." responded the patient.
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