HUMOR Digest - 3 Oct 1998 to 4 Oct 1998

Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1998 04:01:02 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Cuba

Until recently, in Cuba free speech wasn't dead --
only the speakers of it were.

A famous athlete, who had escaped from Cuba, was asked why so many of the Cubans excelled in 800 meter swimming.

"Easy." he replied. "In Cuba, we practice using Florida as the finish line."

Juan got up at the meeting and asked, "Why do we have so many shortages ? Why are all our people so discontent ?"

The council chairman said, "It's getting late, I'll answer all your questions at the next meeting."

At the next meeting the first speaker said, "I only have one question -- whatever happened to Juan ?"

An important political figure went to a brothel in Havana. He invited one of the prostitutes to have a drink with him first. Upon learning she wasn't a member of the Communist Party, he urged her to join.

The prostitute replied, "I don't think so. My Mother had a fit when I joined this brothel."

Three cellmates in a Cuban jail compared notes. "I was jailed for coming to work late." mourned the first. "They said I was trying to upset the productivity quota."

"Me ? I came to work early." said the second. "They said this proved I was a Capitalist spy."

"And I am here for always getting to work on time." added the third. "They said this proved I had an American watch."

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