HUMOR Digest - 5 Oct 1998 to 6 Oct 1998

Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1998 03:39:47 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Partners Polemic

Came home late the other nite. The minute I hit the door,
Mrs JimJr started shooting from the lip.

Mrs JimJr and I have gotten so damn good over the years at patching up our quarrels,
they're just as good as new ones.

Guess y'all heard about the deaf mute and his wife.

She was so angry, he couldn't get a finger in edgewise.

In kung fu, you fight with your feet.

Big Deal. I've been doing that for over thirty years.

When Mrs JimJr gets really upset with me, I run like hell.

The wife was a little more furious than usual and said, "I should have listened to my Mother twenty years ago."

"Go ahead..." shot back the husband. "It ain't too late. She's still babbling away."

A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying, "Don't unleash the beast in me."

The wife snickered and replied, "Unlike a lot of women, 'dear', I'm not the least bit afraid of a mouse."

Two Yuppettes were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said, "Seems like all Alfred and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset I've lost 20 pounds."

"Why don't you just leave him then ?" asked her friend.

"Oh ! Not yet." the first replied, "I like to lose at least another ten to fifteen pounds first."

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