HUMOR Digest - 9 Oct 1998 to 10 Oct 1998

Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1998 03:59:33 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Mrs JimJr

Mrs JimJr puts on a dozen creams and oils at nite before bed -- elbow, shoulder, neck, face, eyelid, rejuvenation, etc. Tell ya what, if she ever caught fire, the guys who quenched those Kuwaiti wells couldn't cap her.

Seems to me though she's using entirely too much of that new rejuvenation cream.

She called me the other afternoon from her Brownie Meeting to say that she'd be late for dinner.

I'm sure you've all been involved with a book so good, you just couldn't put it down until you were finished. Mrs JimJr feels that way about checkbooks though.

I really think that aerobics class Mrs JimJr joined is a waste of money though.

She gets all the exercise she needs just by putting on her leotard before she leaves.

Fall is here in Maryland. Mrs JimJr always feeds the birds her left-over homemade bread and cakes. So... if y'all see any birds walking south for the winter...

Y'all might recall that I did a bunch of Anniversary jokes to mark the occasion of mine and Mrs JimJr's anniversary this year. Well, that was for self-protection than anything else, to remind me of the event.

I forgot it last year, and the next evening at dinner time, Mrs JimJr said, "How about that for a coincidence ? You forgot our anniversary, and I forgot how to cook."

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