HUMOR Digest - 12 Oct 1998 to 13 Oct 1998

Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1998 03:37:04 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Anomalism Abounds

Strange how people who don't even know their neighbors, are extremely curious to know if there's extra-terrestrial life.

The law of gravity is not as steadfast as you might think.

A woman's skirt creeps down, while a man's shirt creeps up.

If the world is truly getting "smaller", how come the US Postal rates keep going up ?

All politicians claim they know what it was like to be poor.

OK, fine, but why do they insist on the rest of us learning too.

In the US there are several ways to become rich: inherit a lot of money, invent/develop, win the lottery or sue somebody.

I'm not sure if I'd like to live in Japan or not.

From what I hear, the voters all cast their ballots on "Erection Day".

The Yuppie couple, disappointed in the lack of grandiosity in their son, starting seeing another boy.

In the US, it takes more brainpower to fill out the income tax forms than it does to earn the income in the first place.

Hospitals still have private and semi-private accommodations.

If you have an HMO though, semi-private means two to a bed.

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