HUMOR Digest - 15 Oct 1998 to 16 Oct 1998

Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1998 04:38:37 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Sex

A friend of mine swerved to avoid a child recently...
He fell out of bed.

He was a very clumsy lover...
so the girl had to put him in her place.

The biggest difference between sex for money and sex for love
is that sex for money usually costs a LOT less.

A hint for the younger generation of men. Listen guys, it's fine to be competitive and be a winner.

But let me tell ya when it comes to making love, you don't have to finish first.

And while I'm at it, a hint for the young ladies too.

Romance is strictly a matter of timing --
the girl has to give in just before the guy gives up.

Like it or not a man's sex drive diminishes with age. I went to the doctor to see what could be done to improve mine.

Instead of Vigara though, he recommended a trip to Lourdes.

I agree that a man should never "kiss and tell".

But listen Ladies, if the sex was good, feel free to tell your girlfriends. I mean, us older guys need all the publicity we can get.

While both sex and humor are an important part of my life, I have other interests. I know a guy though who sez sex and making people laugh are the most important things in his life.

Unfortunately though, he sez he usually ends up doing both at the same time.

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