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HUMOR Digest - 20 Oct 1998 to 21 Oct 1998
Date: Tue, 20 Oct 1998 03:37:15 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Baltimore Maryland
Baltimore is something in the Fall.
You can see all of the birds change color and drop out of the trees.
Q: What's the difference between Baltimore City and yogurt ?
A: Yogurt has an active living culture.
Traffic experts say that by the year 2000, traffic in Baltimore City will increase by as much as 25%.
If you want to cross the street, I suggest you do so now.
The Bible tells us that God created the Earth in six days.
The Maryland State Highway Administration opened the Baltimore Beltway in 1959 -- they're still working on it.
Baltimore City Police recently instituted a crack-down on noise violations.
In every hospital zone in the City, you can hear people who've been mugged whispering for help.
A lot of people don't realize the dance called "The Limbo" was started in Baltimore.
It was based upon the street people who were sneaking into pay toilets.
There's a lot of history in Baltimore. Recent excavations have shown it was the site of a caveman colony. The wheel was even invented there -- but two days later, somebody stole the hubcaps.
Asked why I liked country living better than city living by a long time Baltimore City dweller, I told him the freshness of country air for one thing.
"Country air ?" he replied. "Why there's nothing better than city air -- I like air you can sink your teeth into !"
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