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HUMOR Digest - 21 Oct 1998 to 22 Oct 1998
Date: Wed, 21 Oct 1998 03:27:08 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Food
These days, there's only five basic food groups...
canned, frozen, pizza, fast and carry-out
Those guys who fancy themselves gourmets...
Really ain't no more than a glutton in a tux
Did y'all ever notice that there are no recipes at all for leftover lobster
With all the preservatives in processed food these days,
isn't it comforting to know most of it will outlive you
A new Japanese-Jewish restaurant opened in Baltimore --
It's called So-Sumi
About the only good thing I've noticed with liver is that you can always get all of it ya want
Then there was the vampire who tried to become a vegetarian,
but he couldn't get blood out of a turnip either
Did y'all ever eat dinner at a vegetarian's home ?
Hell, I get more nourishment biting my lip
Standard fare on most airlines is chicken, beef or lasagna.
If you don't get your first choice, it doesn't matter...
You can't tell the difference anyway.
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