HUMOR Digest - 22 Oct 1998 to 23 Oct 1998

Date: Thu, 22 Oct 1998 03:26:08 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: 90's CowBoys

Lots of CowBoys develop a true affection for their horses, some even kiss them at the end of the day. One cowpoke though began going to a shrink when he realized he looked forward to the kiss.

In some western towns, CowBoys still like to ride their horses to the local bar, as in days of old. Only now, they can't find any place to park them.

Damn Yuppies are everywhere though. Somehow they found a way to cross a horse with a kangaroo -- that way they say they'll have a place to ride when the weather's bad.

Don't think that western Sheriffs are anything but tuff. Not only do they have to handle drunk CowBoys, but one Sheriff had to inspect a nudist colony. He still wore his badge though.

Mrs JimJr and I went to a "Dude Ranch" while in Texas. The CowBoy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddle, and she asked what the difference was.

When he told her one had a horn and one didn't, she replied, "The one without the horn is fine. I don't expect we'll run into too much traffic."

A Yuppie bought a cattle ranch for investment purposes. All of the family wanted the ranch named something different...

One kid wanted Flying Y & the other Bar Z; the wife suggested Double X while he had favored Double O. As a compromise, the Yuppie incorporated all of the names.

Unfortunately, none of the cattle survived the branding.

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