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HUMOR Digest - 23 Oct 1998 to 24 Oct 1998
Date: Fri, 23 Oct 1998 03:59:00 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Teenagers
Seems to me so many young girls these days are tried and found wanton.
One teenage girl broke up with her 30-year-old boyfriend...
Seems he wanted to get married, and she didn't want him to.
Pity the poor teenage girl, not very well developed, who had applied for a job at "Hooters".
They hired her as a busboy.
"I'll just never understand boys." one teen lamented to her best girlfriend. "On the dance floor, they're all feet; in front of my parents, they're all mouth; and when we're in the car, they're all hands."
These days, there's not many things a teenage girl won't do.
There's premarital sex, premarital co-habitation and so on.
Tell ya one thing though, I'll bet many a young lad is sorry later that there was no premarital cooking.
A young lass confesses to her Mother that she's pregnant. Following the initial bawling-out, the Mother calms down and asks, "Well, is he going to do the 'right' thing ?"
"Sure Ma, of course !!!" replied the daughter. "He sez I can keep the baby."
Phillip and Phoebe are parked in Lover's Lane. He embraces her with one arm, and begins to explore with the other hand. Looking over her shoulder, he sees a policeman approaching. "Awwwww Hell !" he murmured, "Fuzz !"
"What did ya expect ?" Phoebe sez, "A perm ?"
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