HUMOR Digest - 24 Oct 1998 to 25 Oct 1998

Date: Sat, 24 Oct 1998 03:27:31 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: The Moore Family

My GrandMother always said that liquor was a slow poison.

OK... but who's in a hurry anyway ?

I was reminded this year that GrandParent's Day was approaching;

my GrandDaughter Christina asked me what size cologne I wear.

My son JimJr Jr is a prime example of the young marrieds of today.

He faithfully jogs every single morning -- then goes bonkers when he can't find the TV remote control at nite.

Mrs JimJr and I always wanted both our kids to have everything we didn't have as young marrieds. Looks like we succeeded too.

In fact, we're thinking about moving in with one of them.

Mrs JimJr is in favor of the latest padded & shock absorbing bumpers on cars.

She sez it's almost entirely eliminated all those annoying scraping and crunching noises she used to hear while trying to park our car.

My Mother, never much on patience, used to get highly irate when her flight from South Carolina to Baltimore wasn't on time.

As she was getting off the plane once, she asked the pilot, "How can anything that goes 800 mph be late ?"

I plead guilty to not enjoying the nite life much any more now that I'm past fifty. But perhaps I've become too much of a "stay-at-home".

My daughter Sandy was selling tickets to some dance or other and I declined. She said, "Gee Dad... if you become any duller you can be a sex symbol for 'Women Who Don't Care Anymore'."

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