From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: HumorList Weekly Traffic Report
Good Morning y'all, here I am again with this week's Traffic Report. This is the Weekly Traffic Report that is sent to all of the Humor List subscribers once a month.
As far as collecting the Digests for previous years, I'm happy to report that thanks to both Tim Holliefield and Antonio Oliveros, I now have all of the 1995-1996 Digests plus some of the 1993-1994 mailings as well. If you have any 1993 or 1994 Digests intact, please contact me.
I will be compiling the Digests this winter and posting them on our web site. I would hope that most of you have a chance to visit it soon and look it over, then offer any suggestions you'd like to see incorporated: www.crosswinds.net/~jimjr
JimJr
| DATE | DAY | Last Year |
3 Weeks Back |
2 Weeks Back |
1 Week Back |
Past Week |
| 18 | Sunday | 10 | 10 | 9 | 8 | 5 |
| 19 | Monday | 15 | 9 | 12 | 8 | 9 |
| 20 | Tuesday | 15 | 13 | 14 | 12 | 10 |
| 21 | Wednesday | 14 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 10 |
| 22 | Thursday | 10 | 10 | 11 | 15 | 9 |
| 23 | Friday | 12 | 10 | 12 | 15 | 6 |
| 24 | Saturday | 8 | 5 | 12 | 5 | 8 |
| (AVERAGE) | 12 | 10 | 11 | 10 | 8 | |
| Subscriptions | 8,801 | 7,718 | 7,730 | 7,747 | 7,751 | |
| Countries | 103 | 120 | 120 | 120 | 120 | |
| Contributors | 710 | 610 | 607 | 602 | 603 |
These are based on addresses registered to our listserver. It does not include addresses which receive HUMOR by other than direct mailings. The numbers include both concealed and non-concealed subscribers.
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A daily average of 10-20 examples of humor
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A complete set of the UGA Humor Digests for 1997-1998, with the original Subject indexes for easy searching:
[original text compressed to zip format]
If you have any questions, please email me at jimjr@qis.net ; ("QIS.NET")
And now for a contribution of humor:
No one really knows what's going to happen to the financial markets, not just in the US, but all over the world. I can offer some common definitions though, so we'll all be speaking the same language:
Slow-Down - Your company stops overtime, reduces benefits
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Recession - A friend loses their job
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