HUMOR Digest - 27 Oct 1998 to 28 Oct 1998

Date: Tue, 27 Oct 1998 03:51:03 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Hippies

Admin Note:
Well, I've proven once again that we all can make mistakes. Thanks to all who pointed out an error in the latest Traffic Report. At least I know some of you are reading it. The table was labeled as "Sept" -- that was incorrect. It should have been October, naturally; all of the dates/numbers were at least correct. Typical cut-and-paste error, sorry.

I usually do jokes about the 50's because there wasn't much humorous in the US
during the 60's, except for the hippies:

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Male Hippies were the guys with the long hair. Actually, it probably came in handy --
they didn't have to buy shirts

It really bothered me seeing them comb their shoulder length hair around food --
and the girls were just as bad

Every morning at the bus & train stations you could see the hippie chicks
using the rest rooms to dirty-up a little

The hippie chicks of that era really didn't have much taste in clothes --
I'd seen poultry dressed better

And all of the hippies could carry their medicine cabinets right along with them --
in brown paper bags

I'm not sure which was worst, their body odor or their breath;
with all the drugs used, if they breathed on ya, you'd go limp

There's still some old hippies around, but instead of drugs,
they're snorting prunes and Maalox now

Even back then, the hippies tried to legalize marijuana; but...
they kept forgetting where they left the petitions

One hippie mixed the ashes from his cremated ex with pot --
said it was the only time she ever made him feel good

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