HUMOR Digest - 28 Oct 1998 to 29 Oct 1998

Date: Wed, 28 Oct 1998 04:32:06 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Limericks

A limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that's quite economical
But the good ones I write
Are dirty, not trite
And the clean ones aren't very comical

A lezzie girl from Khartoum
Asked a gay boy up to her room
They spent half the night
In a hell of a fight
Over who should do what, and to whom

A wanton young lady from Wimley
Reproached for not acting primly,
Said, "Heaven's above,
I know sex ain't love...
But it's sure an attractive facsimile"

There was a young lady name Twilling
Who went to the dentist for drilling
But due to depravity
He filled the wrong cavity,
Now Twilling's nursing her filling

There once was a warrior from Parma
Who got into bed with a charmer
She, naturally nude,
Said, "Don't think me rude,
But I do wish you'd take off your armor"

She wasn't what one would call pretty,
And the other girls offered her pity
Thus nobody guessed
That her Wassermann Test
Involved half the men of the city

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