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HUMOR Digest - 3 Nov 1998 to 4 Nov 1998
Date: Tue, 3 Nov 1998 03:50:31 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Men
Know why Washington Redskins football players eat garlic ???
Easy -- to sweeten their breath.
We've had a hot, dry summer this year in Maryland.
It was so hot that one of my neighbors said his wife even thawed out.
One Senior Manager at the Maryland State Highway Administration is so conceited, he has a stretch swivel chair.
Wife: "Honey will you still love me when my hair turns gray ?"
Hubbie: "Why not ? I've put up with ya thru 17 other colors."
Two fakirs in India were sleeping on beds of nails.
All went well until they got into a pillow fight.
Don't dare ask a friend of mine how he feels. He always replies, "I've been to so many surgeons, plastic and otherwise. I've got plastic hips, knee replacements and four transplants. Just the other day I realized my teeth are sixty years older than the rest of my body."
Guy sitting in a bar looked totally dejected. Naturally, the bartender asked him what was wrong. "Tonite's my semi-weekly love making session with my wife."
"Well..." replied the barkeep, "that ain't too bad, and it's certainly no cause for such a sad look on your face."
"Yeah... true..." the guy replied, "but see... it's also her nite for her semi-weekly headache."
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