HUMOR Digest - 4 Nov 1998 to 5 Nov 1998

Date: Wed, 4 Nov 1998 04:02:37 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Men and Women

A man walks over to a vision of loveliness at a party and sez,
"Excuse me, could I interest you in breaking up my marriage ?"

A woman visits her husband's office and meets his secretary who looks like a former PlayMate of the Month. "Nice to finally meet you." she said. "My husband has told me so little about you."

Times have changed drastically in the relationships between men and women.

These days, when a man gets upset with his wife, he goes to his club.

In the days of the cavemen, he just reached for it.

Pity poor Mary. She found the man of her dreams, but being a strict Catholic, she refused to marry him unless he converted to her religion. The young man started attending classes.

Now Mary's back on the dating scene again -- seems her young man decided to become a Priest.

"Marge ! I see you finally got George to go to Church." said the neighbor over the back fence.

"Well, yes... but I'm afraid he's still not into the spirit of it all. He waited for everyone to finish saying the Creed and the Prayer of the Church, then he just nodded his head."

Two buddies were having a few before they went home and the conversation turned to their wives. One said to the other, "I find my wife entertaining."

"Gee... that's great." replied his drinking buddy. "Wish I could say that."

"Yeah ? Well... you wouldn't think it was so great if you found her entertaining every damn time you went in the door."

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